The Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Can't Use Computers
 

#10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
#  9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
#  8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
#  7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
#  6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.Purina.com instead of working.
#  5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
# 4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".
# 3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
# 2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
# 1. He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.