Top 10 Reasons to Breed Dogs

10. Thought the house was too orderly.
  9. Never did like having a full nights sleep.
  8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW.
  7. Thought the furniture looked too nice.
  6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
  5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
  4. Neighbors didn't complain enough.
  3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge.
  2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten.
  1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.